Sunday, November 11, 2007

That's what she said....

Last night I went and hung out with a group of at least 10 guys. Before we came to the house of meeting we all got rid of any estrogen in our bodies. It was all testosterone. The night consisted of water balloons, ice blocking and bratwursts. We didn't even try to make the night manly, it just came natural. It must be some natural wonder of the world. If the population of an area has a density of males that reaches X, then Y = X + Z where X = density, Z = goodness and Y=manliness.

Whenever a group of all males get together, it just makes me think of what the world would be like with no women. Stores devoted to BBQs and video games would make millions, while stores that carry things like detergent, soap and furry clothing just wouldn't make it. When God said, "It is not good for the man to be alone..." it was probably because Adam just got finished from a day of climbing trees, throwing cats into the local Eden River, and eating only blueberries.