Pumpkin Spice Candles

I think everyone should have something tucked away that they can pull out for motivation. I've got one and it works wonders. Whenever I feel a bit down or feel the ropes of stress trying to tie me down I bring up an eulogy I have saved on my computer. It's a metaphorical death speech about chivalry. For some reason it just hits me hard (that's what she said) and uplifts my spirit. I feel like I'm Indiana Jones and I just dodged a doozie of lava traps.

I wonder if Men these days are getting weak or maybe I'm watching too many adventure movies. Or maybe I'm getting old and the older I get the less manly one becomes. A friend of mine said real men are like wild stallions that can only be tamed by a woman. I think most guys are like ponies nowadays. We buy fancy clothes that match, we don't like to get rained on, we shower daily and waste money on televisions, phones and peppermints. What happened to the champion? What happened to the times where we would only take a shower because someone commented on our smell or we decided it would be cool to have a dirt clod war. I say bring it back, screw all that other crap. I don't want to be a pony. Women can be ponies, hippis can be ponies, and any idiot of a man who owns a pumpkin spice candle is DEFINITELY a pony. Gentlemen, start chewing on some pepper sprouts because it's time to mess some foos up.

edit: I just ate some glass. holy crap, my lungs hurt.

Bible Study Sess.

Clickeh.
Found this from a link to a link to a link to a link.

Scroll down to the "The Bible" Part 1, 2 and 3. If you've got the time I'd check it out. It's an informative speech on how we got the bible and why we think it's God inspired. Pretty cool, although I've picked up some of this info through random periods of life I've never actually studied it. The speaker seems pretty down to earth and makes it interesting to listen to. Give it a listen.

oh man! when the heck do i get to do this!!!!!

I’m starting a list of all the things I want to do before I die. You should too, its fun. The only thing is when am I going to get the time do all of this stuff. I am going to swear up a storm if after college there isn’t a break in the whole responsibility in life deal, because I have to……….

• Skydive
• Travel through Europe
• surf in at least 5 other countries
• obligatory hitchhike through America
• learn another languange
• hip hop dance
• go to a TBS Show
• talk with a really smart intellectual professors
• watch a real football game.
  
• Go to a pub in Ireland.
  

It means.....

It is not down in any map; true places never are. ~Herman Melville

Well, San Diego is in fact on a map. You can find it on google maps and just about any other map. You probably can't find it on a treasure map unless someone decided to bury their treasure in San Diego, which wouldn't be the coolest place to hide your precious jewels and coin.

Tommorow I embark for the Great Diego. It'll be like a great voyage and I'll be the captain. Destination unknown, adventure everywhere and peril always at the helm. I'm not sure what that means but it sounds fun. Onward!