The Earth is Flat.

There's this kid named Donovan. He's in second grade and has corn rows. His front two teeth are missing, but his gums brace the gap until the reinforcements arrive. His human trick is that he can flip his eyelids, making the girls scream and the guys envious. Although a bit rambunctious he's a good kid, I like him.

He needed some help with homework so I overlooked the handout he was working on. For this worksheet you had to read a paragraph and than answer the questions pertaining to what you just read. The story was about fool’s gold and the question he needed help with was ‘Who would you talk to if you wanted to know about real gold?” To help him out I thought I would rephrase the question, so I asked ‘Who would you go to in a mall to talk about gold or expensive jewelry?” His answer was quick and sure sounding.


Christopher Columbus.


Well done Donovan, I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile.