Monday, February 23, 2009

Q.C.




"That's strange, I've never been able to taste pumpkin spice before."
-Quentin Comdel

He was born in Russia during the great escapade of King Toutille. Upon his birth his parents were placed into instant conflict. Their newborn had a disorder. Doctors of the time were baffled because they had never seen anything quite like it. Modern day doctors have since named it the "Little Shakey Dance" disorder. This abnormality would cause the baby boy to shake, shake his booty. He was a dancing baby. The second a beat entered through his little ears he'd be grooving and moving to the beat. This struck horror into the hearts of his parents because during this age dancing was completely forbidden. King Toutille had signed a decree stating that all dancing Russians were to be put to death. His reasoning was that the power of dance was too great, if it was harnessed and placed into the wrong hands it could have devastating effects.

Long story short, Quentin grew up in the underground of Russia. He learned to harness the power of dance at the age of eight. He spent the next 5 years of his life learning all manners of dance and inventing some moves of his own. At the age of 13 he waltzed into Moscow to the beat of "PapayaPapaya." Officials tried to arrest him but were unable. King Toutille declared war against Quentin and sent everything he had at the boy. Quentin shimmied into a contagious disco fever sending the whole Russian army into a great dance. The King contracted the fever but his heart was made of pure evil, so he died. Quentin Comdel took over the kingship and danced the rest of his life away. He even danced on the moon one time.

-The End