Charging Rhinoceros Always Wins.

Padres game tonight.

It's going to be team against team in an ole fashioned game of America's favorite past time. I'll be in the stands waving and cheering for a team I have no ties to other than I live in the city that supports them. Before the game starts the pitcher will look me in the eyes and acknowledge my presence with a slight nod. Then as he winds up for a 90 mile per hour fastball Thomas Kinkade will parachute out of the sky tossing his paintings to the crowd. Everybody will be screaming with excitement as he lands in the outfield and promptly paints a landscape canvas that makes Picasso's art look like sawdust. Once completed he'll crank up the stadium music and we'll all dance to a meditative Enya mix. It won't be the stomp your feet kind of dancing, more like the emotional swaying type.

A good night awaits me.