Children.

I think when a person who preaches the gospel has a child they become infected with baby-analogy syndrome. It seems like every single message somehow ties in to their kid. I mean it's all fine and dandy when your talking about love but tying it into the rapture is kind of weird.

Also blogs from people with children are really really lame. It's like the child has dealt a crippling blow to the internet diary. It instantly becomes more of a family photo album and much less of goodness.